In lieu of the typical post for this site, I’ve decided to honor Valentine’s Day in a purely librarian way: cheesy librarian pick-up lines. Prepare to be amazed by the tremendously creative use of library vernacular.
This Valentine’s Day, woo your future lover with any of these 10 fabulous lines:
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Mind if I check you out?
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Are you a librarian? Well, I really need to be shushed!
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No one believes I am a librarian, maybe you should try to check me out.
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You have the tightest hair bun in the place!
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Let’s play search engine: enter your search terms and see if you get positive results.
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I’d catalog you under “Desirable”!
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Dewey belong together, or is it just me?
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Can I have your call number?
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Wanna have 306.7?
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Hey girl, I like cats, Doctor Who, books, and that cardigan you’re wearing. (works best if you are Ryan Gosling)
I hope you’re not too scandalized. Librarians are an odd bunch. Happy Valentine’s Day to you all! Celebrate wisely, and we’ll see you all on Monday!
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