How librarians nab a valentine

In lieu of the typical post for this site, I’ve decided to honor Valentine’s Day in a purely librarian way: cheesy librarian pick-up lines. Prepare to be amazed by the tremendously creative use of library vernacular.

This Valentine’s Day, woo your future lover with any of these 10 fabulous lines:

1. Mind if I check you out?

2. Are you a librarian? Well, I really need to be shushed!

3. No one believes I am a librarian, maybe you should try to check me out.

4. You have the tightest hair bun in the place!

5. Let’s play search engine: enter your search terms and see if you get positive results.

6. I’d catalog you under “Desirable”!

7. Dewey belong together, or is it just me?

8. Can I have your call number?

9. Wanna have 306.7?

10. Hey girl, I like cats, Doctor Who, books, and that cardigan you’re wearing. (works best if you are Ryan Gosling)

I hope you’re not too scandalized. Librarians are an odd bunch. Happy Valentine’s Day to you all! Celebrate wisely, and we’ll see you all on Monday!

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